Total Medals Earned: 9,762 (From 1,271 different games.) Total Medal Score: 230,785 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
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Perfect Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/35 (50/500 points)
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Viewed the entire prologue.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Completed the tutorial.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Unlocked 5 heroes
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (185/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (325/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/410 points)
Fall 20 tiles
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Died 25 Times
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.